Malfunction Junction

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MajorMalfunction

Old Gourd (Jan. 2008) + Atheist + Internet Dinosaur + Wry, Obscure and Snarky Sense of Humor + Vastly Experienced From Lengthy Checkered Pas … MORE

December 5, 2011

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Where Did You Think Nuns Came From?

After the eggs hatch, the nuns place the larvae in special cocoons. Later, the Mother Superior will decide which will become drones and which will be groomed to become nuns.

October 30, 2011

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Fluids Don't Compress

Wow! That looks painful. What made you stick your dick in there? Shall I call the ambulance now?

October 29, 2011

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Final Exam At The Department Store Santa School

Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.

Showcase Your Humor

Hipster Kitty’s Cheezburger Site is all about the torments of daily life...

What will you put on your Cheezburger?

October 29, 2011

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Maybe You Should Move A Little Closer

They said it would arrive sometime this afternoon. Do you think we're close enough to the water to see it? The first European Tsunami came as something of a shock.

October 24, 2011

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Driving Advice For The Ages

Just remember one thing: two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left.

October 19, 2011

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How To Filet A Philanderer

Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.